FROM THEIR WEBSITE: [also see pictures below]
Ye Olde Manifesto
We don't just sell ice cream. We are dedicated artisans bringing you unique flavors in ice creams, gelatos, sorbets and the floats made thereof.
We make all of our ice cream ourselves, here on the Lake Street Creamery truck. We use the freshest ingredients available because we believe in craftsmanship and quality. But this is just part of a more complicated belief system. Would you like to hear about it? Good. We believe in summer afternoons, ball games, Grampy's old time lemonade, and that the universe is ruled by a vengeful race of aliens. We believe that a donut-flavored ice cream should be made with real, fresh cake donuts and not Polyol-6 Donut Simulator. We believe that licorice ice cream and grape soda belong together, and we're tired of hearing otherwise, OK? We believe in freedom, specifically the freedom for man to marry ape. What does this have to do with delicious ice cream? EVERYTHING. It has EVERYTHING to do with delicious ice cream. We believe in standards, integrity, and freaked-out happenings. We believe in kittens, ghosts, waffle bowls, and the glorious power of weird mind cults. Most importantly, we believe in your ability to choose the best ice cream in the universe. In fact, we're sort of counting on it, so you need to stop screwing around and do the right thing here.
Follow us using the latest in location technology, or skip all the electrical nonsense and book us for any kind of special event. Either way, you always know where we are. Every hour of every day. You're really kind of creeping us out, but who cares? We have ice cream!
Lake Street Creamery. We guarantee IT WILL TURN YOU INTO A GOD.*
*Gods do not exist. Offer not valid in AK, HI, or TN.